Addictions. (Well, if you insist.) :D

Heck yes. Music.

LIFE UPDATE

The Pit v.3 was held on the 11th this month. Exclusively Extreme Metal Gig in Kol, Six bands, Rolling Stone sponsored.

Brootal would be a bloody understatement. If it weren't for this entire underground Metal subculture scene, Kolkata would be severely lacking as far as the music is concerned. While on the other hand, the very existence of Pit, the series of Metal gigs that has been unleashing pure mayhem, mosh-mania and fury... or, in other words, for us Metalheads of Kol, adrenaline fun... has nearly given us something very close to the full dose of live shit we need!

The gig began at 2 and went on till 8.. which was SIX WHOLE HOURS of brutal chop-chop kill-kill smash-smash energy pumping rush! I missed the first 2 hours because of an exam but then headbanged for four hours STRAIGHT. And not plain up-downs mind you, I windmilled and 360-degree-d and fullbodied for the whole fourhour trip. :D We were right in front of the stage, around the moshpits and for people who're regular gig attenders, this generally is THE place to be in... The moshpits were brilliant, the crowdsurfing FUCKING slayed.. we literally had fat Metalfreaks falling on top of us while crowdsurfing... and synchronized headbanging = kvltEST!

Four hours later, we realized both our necks AND our throats had screwed themselves over... one for the windmill-headbanging, and the other for the screaming-along-with-the-bands. In dismay then, we resorted to Emami Fast relief, more cigarettes.. and then... THE stuff, aka, weed!! THEN we had a lot of beer at a friends place, lazed around...
...and returned home at 12. :P
[PS: The good thing about weed is, it is such a friendly drug/or non-drug. :) sigh. Hence we've been smoking up a BIT too regularly these days. :P ]

Bleh. Here's to Metalheads reading this blog then... Keep. Fucking. Supporting. Metal.

And our Pit Ist Krieg. xP Why else would I be willing to proclaim that the terribly stiff, sore neck and crippling body-ache that lasted for one whole week following the darned event were TOTALLY WORTH what we experienced at the event? :D

Yay.
\m/

hole. :D

Peeeeeeps!!!!!
Here's the latest!

I. GOT. A. LIP PIERCING!!!!!!
yay me.

and without further ado, here be pics...

(Statutory Warning: Uninhibited narcissistic aura may be perceived. Allergic individuals are advised to think TWICE. )




And this

is courtesy Babyface Dead. Bassist and fellowfreak.

Summer. (Also, pics, more pics. And some MORE pics.) the ePIC pic journey!

Sooo. This was summer for me:-

Having an AWESOME time with an AWESOME group of pals... Sleepovers, LOADS of cigarettes, LOADS of tea-bar addas, loads of rooftop(or otherwise) booze, and booze plans.

Getting out of a damaging relationship.

Also, graduating with a 67% in English hons(and scoring a 70% in this sem!! woohoo!! yes. for all ye ignorant people, 60% in the Arts is considered good, 65% very good, and 70% woohoo material...) from one of the most prestigious English departments in the country, and definitely THE most prestigious English dept in the city... Came in the top ten of the batch... :D PLUS, I get to write a B.A. after my name now~!! -BRAG BRAG- Here's to JUDE! Cheers!!!

Getting into Masters in the same University! Looking forward to the two optional papers I've selected for MA first sem(apart from the two core papers)- Death in the Western Civilization!! (Major gothdom expected!!! xD And AND AND Course co ordinator is Supriya Chaudhuri, one of my favourite profs! yay!!), and Image and Text!! (which'll focus primarily on graphic novels{including Sandman and Persepolis} and Manga!!!) -does an impromptu jig-
Looking forward also to two whole years of fun, hanging out, birdwatching, junkiemonkeying, Metalhead-ing, guitaring, partying, cribbing, gossiping, crying, laughing and dating!! But most of all, looking forward to a fresh new start, with new people, new beginnings and new outlooks. :) Some relationships really do come with an expiry date... and when they reach it, you start getting suffocated, and that's when you know it's probably good for everyone in the scene to just tie up the ends and close the book. Other relationships are meant to last, for the better or for the worse, or even for the boring-er. Whatever it is, I hope more relationships in my life last, that I can accept more people with their shortcomings, and that my boredom threshold and getting-irritated threshold don't remain so fucking SMALL. :P

There have been just a handful of days, or even less than that, when I've NOT been out with friends. I laaik. ^_^

Mayoori wishes to thank Moyna and Murgi and Kowwni for all they've done for Mayoori!! Life's changed, and... if it hadn't been for these people, I wouldn't have been in the mood to type this post out. You guys have been there, and we've all individually been through turbulent times... And in the end we've decided to come out of it alive...together! :D Cheers!!!

On the whole, summer's been fun and interaction, turbulence and learning, decisions and knowing, changing and exploring. Summer's been a change. And I daresay a MUCH much needed one. (:

And here. are. the summer interlude pics! (PS: these are snaps of only three of our FoolingAround-Days. [Look at our outfits :P, you'll know]... I'd have needed an aeon to upload ALL the snaps... of ALL the days...)
one of the many canteens in Ze College!!


mallhoppin'. me with annie!

chaa bar.


me. chaa bar. our favourite hangout space as of now...


our beloved ledges. on a HOT day. (PS. DON'T ask me about that hairband!! It's been my saving grace throughout summer... You have NO clue how terrible the sweat and heat is in Kolkata, and you have NO clue how thankful I am to something that keeps my fringes/bangs off my face!


blue brigade plus a motley. from left, kanny, me, srooti, annie.


weirdfacecontest!


soup!


babyface contest. with kanny.


jadis and rdsherlock. ze bloggers' night out with ze gemelina!!


the world through a carnival mask!


with reema. and cornetto...


with sruti. don't remember where...


the world behind them... :P


the furies!!!


the glares that were too large for my face.. -sob sob-

Also, here are some amateurish collages I did without photoshop... :'( Will have to reinstall that saviour! Please click on the pics!! Fullview plz!






Summer also saw family parties and weddings. Here be partypics.
woohoo for vodka in wacky plastic glasses!!!


them.


yes he's really my lil bro. and yes im really smiling that stupid grin...


elevator.


i WON'T give a caption to this one!


x_x


mom and cuz.


us ^_^


royal couch and royal-er hooligans! me with cousins...


dinner time babay...


weird face contest again!!! with bro and cousin.


chyaang dola. that's me favourite lil cousin...


rahul. (:

the finger, the video, the camera etc.

ok so i voted for the first time. like duh-uhh. i'm not even legal drinking age and i'm already an individual and a citizen. yay me.


wish it was the middle finger though. today's newspaper supplement had amitabh effin bachchan and his brood raising their middle fingers away to glory. what like didn't they KNOW what it meant? or was it intentional? none of our local stars(the ones that's had their middlefingers marked) did that! all of them held up ALL their fingers for public view. anyway here's to the finger!

ANNNEEWAY! I am the star on my own blog so here goes



and i've been glued to the exit polls.

sem exams are gonna KILL me. no wait SCREW me first and then kill me this time... :( Aristotle er choddo gushti chude fellam!
here's my finishing touch though.
a completely unrelated video.
DO WATCH THOUGH!!

i ran away to the Lake at 9 in the night,,,

ME.
I'm the only one right? The only one that'll take all your shitload of mental turmoil and fuckedupness for you and carry them? You.

I'm the only one you can pour it all on. Do you ever notice I try to smile through it all and care back and hold you close and say 'It's alright. Smile now.' ?
You say you have glycerine coursing through your veins. When you hold me and kiss me do you even wonder how tired I am? How tired of all the emotional draining, of all the pain you hurting yourself brings...?
My punk love, the world ain't your SCREWYOUSCREWAUTHORITY punk playground. Wish I could make you understand that... Neither am I your AngryTeddy. [But hell YES, The Misfits rule!]

Now I see who they talk of when they say Modern Vampires.
You New Age LeStat you! I wish I could love you without crying and hurting and bleeding...Love you like I used to...

i feel... BLAH, or hatred focus right now.

life's been worse than SHIT recently!! so i really couldn't care less about typing out what i feel... the only place im active right now in is the effin www.
anyway so here're results of the two most sane facebook quizzes i took recently(the others are crap... bleh)
What's your Key Signature?

B Minor (Bm)

The rebel of all key signatures. B Minors are melancholic and dark like E Majors, but they turn this trait inwards and expresses this through violence and deviance. B minors are the most in-touch with reality of all key signatures, which is probably why they see the shit in this world more clearly than any other key signatures. They are the face of rock, metal, grunge, and (eww) emo bands, as well as troubled poets and other artists everywhere. Because of their dark and somewhat violent nature, B Minors are usually misunderstood and have few, if any friends. Healthier and more stable B Minors can resemble E Majors, which are also their closest friends. B Minors can help A Majors snap out of their delusions. B Minors should learn to lighten up and not keep themselves in the dark.

What Roman Are You?
Caligula

You are wild and impulsive. Your inner child rules you - but that inner child has very adult tastes. You like having nicknames and enjoy adulation: but when you don't get your way, you are a thunderstorm and could care less what others think of you. Sometimes, people think you're insensitive, but they fail to recognize your acerbic wit, sense of absurdity, and cleverly disguised sarcasm. Though you have a good heart, your incredible will and pride make you less than kind at times when you feel slighted. You like to be novel and prefer to live on the wild side. Life is boring to you unless there is something new to taste or experience..

Oh and this is my new 'about me' thingummy in Or-fucking-kut.
metal maniac. rock freak...

...and disenchanted severely enough to reject friend requests from NONmetalmaniacs and NONrockfreaks.
'Nuff said.

DON'T scrap me if you can't speak correct English. And don't scrap me if you use the 'yu', 'mah', 'fuhn', 'hawt', 'haWt', 'boi', 'njoi', 'foreva', 'foEVA', 'sumwhea' <3 <3 BLAH BLAH emo/scene lingo. Read, YOU suck! KISSMYASS-ah fo-ev-ah~!!! xxx

-stabs you in the eye-

ouch! aww im rele sawwiee fur yu bebe. i'll pwetend to hug yu till yu get heah. or imma be sad foeva! D: omg! zomg! ur the sexxxx!! im soo radd!! ur hair is the sexx!! xoxox... <3<3>

right now get up and cover that eye with your gelled hair and go around sexing up your pathetic immature shitass friends. don't i love this, sad adolescent fucker/fuckeress?
GOD DO I HATE ADOLESCENT JOBLESS SCENE KIDS OR DO I HATE THEM!

i'd vote for this

OR EVEN THIS

ANYDAY

than this

'PRETTY PRETTY SCENE' INDEED!

[PS. Noticed a lot of new people on the this blog. Thanks folks. For bothering. Sanely Insane, Veda, Ananya and Rushabh, I'll get back to you I promise. Need a break now. Got tons of exams, presentations and term papers, not to mention a boyfriend that's practically disappeared/run away from home (and NO one knows where he is!). MEN!]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

THIS, my dear friends, is MY life. Hah. BAD idea... Welcome to hell.
With what I've been going through the last half-month, ANYONE except Abhijeet Sawant(seriously, all these HAVE-BEENS!!) would pity me... To top it all, I've been ill, haven't eaten properly &c &c...

And then, the the frosted pink marshmallowy hypnotising icing on the cake is.
I
HAVE BEEN
literally
STRANDED
as far as technology is concerned...

The following have gone kaput:-
1. Phone1(Nokia 3110), 1GB phone card, music stored therein, photos stored therein, CONTACTS fucking contacts stored therein...
2. USB cable of Phone1
3. USB cable of Phone2(Nokia N70), so I cannot transfer music or photos to and from computer and phone
4. mp3 player
5. mp4 player
6. USB port of comp
7. GODFUCKED headphones!!!
8. CD writer
9. FUCKING PENDRIVE!!
10. Computer Sound Card so I CANNOT listen to music on my PC, not even ONLINE!!
11. Half the softwares on my comp coz of virus attack or summin..

SO

HAHA!

seriously, couldn't this all have been distributed..yknow... like AMONG the other 9.999999999999 x 10raisedtopowerx people of the world???

and WITH all the emotional turmoil too...

fucking breakdown...tech apolcalypse...grr...holy flaming pants of the saviour someone bloody help me out of this i can't even goddamn rant for all i can do i can't even scream shout and anything... all i can do is cry. and just when i need all the support i could get, just when i'm lonely like HELL,
THIS
has to happen.. why god why...


yeah i was right. god
or whoever he is that is giving me all of this chhappar phaar ke!!!

is
the biggest bhosad on the fucking planet... and the universe and the multiverse...

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!

PS: oh and today happens to be my 20-and-a-HALF-year birthday. beat that. }:-(
AND yes I like the colours. you got a prob??!??!

HOLI hell!!!

so we played holi in college on Monday (both Tuesday and Wednesday being holidays)... and by the time we were done, we were all human scarecrows who'd either withstood a heavy shower, or an astronomical dust storm or a plain egg/tomato-bath- all in technicolor. xD

following that we smoked like fuckall and then

we.had.THE.thing.
no not THAT thing you perv!! i meant BHAANG! should have listened to the poor bugger who was tripping by the time i'd reached the ledge to have my first drink...'don't have a lot. it'll take time', he'd said.
so gluggluglgug it went...half a litre down in one go.. oh and did i mention this was pure cannabis paste in water?? NO doodhbadaamandallthatshitincluded?
i was fine for 40fucking5 minutes and then

there was this FUGLY old hindi bollywood number playing so clearly in my ears, i was like HELL MAN I COULD SING THAT and play all the instruments and all the payals and not ONE note would go awry...and then everything started moving away and i was in a highceilinged old room looking down on myself and there was weird music and rohan and people were trying to make me understand i would be ok and i was like fuck you man i don't see right and then i was lying on the jheel paar ghaash, and everyone around me was a)either blacking out on the ghash or b)laughing/crying incessantly or c)walking around hallucinating or d)asking random people for help. then i saw some Mr Chomu Bangali babu wearing stupid striped shirt thing walk past and i saw his hair was streaked in the exact colour of his shirt stripes. HAHAH!! this is one consistent feature of my hallucinations. EVERYTIME i've tripped, i've always seen purple streaks in people's hair. (remember, Reema??)

So anyway it hasn't been this bad, and I was very scared at the end of it, and
if YOU hadn't been there to rush to JU, put your arms around me, kiss me and take me home, I wouldn't have woken up till the next morning... seeing as when I left, everyone else was still mucking around hopelessly... and even on me, the effect lasted for three days straight...
Thank you. :)

To my first love,

You are special. Always will be.

And THANKS a ton for some of the best memories of my life. Above all, Don't say sorry, coz I've chosen to forget all the hurt and to live on with the good times locked up in a special corner of my mind for life. I won't regret any of it. :)

In fact, I am sorry for moving away.

And thanks for introducing me to love.

Best wishes.

spring.

Man it's spring. IT'S FRIGGIN SPRING MAN!!!
No sweat no coldcramps no sweaters no stickiness. just a breezy NeitherHereNorThere feel. glorious sun, awesome evenings etc. even the fan SMELLS nice. and i can hear a cuckoo RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
gosh i so love this.
let's celebrate. umm. c'est souriant. yes?


[Update: And I've lost my guitar pick once AGAIN. I don't understand what IS it with these lil buggers. I mean ONCE you let them fall to the ground you NEVER find them. And I mean Never! They virtually disappear. Almost as inevitably as toasts landing buttered side down. Jeepers. :rolls eyes in exasperation: ]

life etc.

ok so this is Feb the 14th..valentine's day blah blah... i mean we're not even an hour into V day and what happens is your ex-(pseudo)bf wishes you and someone in similar lines sends you online roses... [insert nasty grin here] whattefun man...wonder what'll come to pass during the rest of the day eh.
basically i suddenly felt like i HAD to rant unplugged and what better place to do it in than my poor ol' blog. [insert caustic cackle here]
yes so life ain't goin' nowhere for some reason...spinning out of control more like.. in the past few months i've discovered qualities in me that i'd never known existed.phooee. [insert yawn here]
So yeah today, or rather yesterday, which happened to be Friday the 13th incidentally was icky pink day at Jadavpur University Department of English aka JUDE aka my dept..so we all wore pink to college. ;D [insert gleeful radiance here]
And I gave my pending treat to my bestest friends...
here be pic (pink + red + pre Vday + treatplace)...

xD
No points for guessing. Half-face-hidden creature is yours truly aka Jadis, and the mommy creature is reema aka boka. (Sorry panudebo, you guys sat against the LIGHT. no decent pics therefore. :| )
and then i went to BCL(British Council Library) and found i'd been charged a 56 bucks fine.hawhaw. and then i had to wait to meet personwhomakesonewait.
talking of that then, read panu's post here(read feb 11th post. i can't figure out how to link it up coz it has no title...techretardalert).

oh and just coz i have nothing else to talk about
this is my current orkut display photo

and this the tagline:
'yea i'm a one-eyed-cyclops emo-parody freakshow. now piss off, you, or you'll be one too.'[insert snarly-angry face here][insert impish grin here]

yay to lameness.

oh and you. breathe.

Thou Shalt Read. Or else!!!

Gtalk chat snippet of a conversation on some random jobless holiday...

x: oh
:|
glub glub
glub glub glub...
me: KI??
!!
x: swimming in the sea of silence...
me: glubetty
wtf
-rolls around laughing!!!_
:D
:D
x: xD
I gotta do something if you are not speaking
me: lmao
but glub glub !!
x: so I go snorkelling...
obhious!
me: dude!
hilarious!!
:D
x: you want to talk Victorian?
art thou interested?
me: as in?
yes good sir
i am.
:P
x: My heart swims in a sea of thought, as my head tries to strike a word of importance…
me: i fail to comprehend
x: they seem naive to the thoughts of a lost poet who maketh words out of specks of dust in a forgotten library…
me: what!
x: O Victoria! Quench my parched heart with words so sweet that Venus looks like a mere shadow of dreams!
xD
me: Venus is a rocky orb hanging in the firmaments.
x: urm...
didst that mean what I comprehendeth?
me: i trust thou canst comprehend well…and since thou comprehendeth fine…
x: illuminate me with the light of fiery Apollo and show me thy meanings...
me: ...nay. i shy. for when shall it be evident which of us is better blessed by Hermes, that light footed messenger, for yea, he shalt make thee speak, and speak so well thou shalt confound mortals? And i, my kind sir, am wary of defeat... and a war of words shalt not be my perdition.
x: :D
jai ho!


PS: Life update: The Pit, one of the first full on self-sponsored underground Metal concerts in Kolkata in recent times happened on the 27th, with the best city bands. It was awesome, just as usual(these bands never underperform. ;) ), the only flipside being the absolutely enervating weather that left little energy for headbanging. AND as if that wasn't enough, I was forced to leave half way through to attend classes. So I missed my favourites, Noyze Akademi, Chronic Xorn and Ciccatrix... Sigh. But well such is life. And the effort on the part of the Metal community was brilliant too.
So long then.
Peace. :)

Walk With Me In Hell... xD

With Randy Blythe, arguably the BEST Metal vocalist right now, Mark Morton and Willie Adler, fuckin incredibly innovative guitarists, Chris Adler, the God of drums, and John Campbell, whose agile bass thoroughly confounds, this band is a lethal combo of mindfuck and powersurge.

Look on Lamb of God ye mortals, and bow down low...!

Their first album was released in '97 as Burn The Priest. As Lamb of God, their first album was New American Gospel, released in 2000. Since then this band has come a friggin long way, and is a name to be reckoned with, winning a Grammy nomination with their 2006 album Sacrament.
And of course, who could miss the LoG mosh?? LoG Walls of Death OWN, and the only other band who could match them in mosh-ability, if I'm allowed to use such a term, would be, in my humble opinion, Slayer. Speaking of which, I'm reminded of having done fullbody headbangs to a Laid to Rest cover at some concert which left me with a bodyache I don't want to remember for how long...

Someday. Someday, I SHALL mosh to Lamb of God live. Someday. I swear. :P
All in all, this band.
Fucking.
SLAYS!!!

Oh and this, incidentally,

...needless to say, is my favourite band tee right now. \m/
(Apologies for the terrible photo quality. Mobile cams aren't exactly the best.)

[For those few metalheads who haven't heard/heard of them yet, check out the following: Walk With Me in Hell, Descending, Omerta, Laid to Rest, Black Label, The Black Dahlia, Now You've Got Something to Die For and Ruin.]

[P.S. Life update: I attended the Campus Rock idols East Zone zonal finals on the 17th of this month, and it was sick as usual. xD]

teleute.

...aka Thanatos aka Mors.
aka
DEATH.
variously sister of Morpheus or Oneiros,
twin of Hypnos,
and child of Nyx and Erebos.

[Did this one in a Drama of Ideas class. Sigh. Ibsen won't be best pleased.]

girls with balls.

uh. not in the way YOU think, you goddam perv!

Presenting,

Kittie!

All-girl metal band.

Musically, they are far from extraordinary really. Except for the lyrics and Morgan's brilliant vocals, nothing appeals as particuarly skilled. But man! these girls damn well know how to kick some ass. xD

Sigh!! If all of my sex were like these girls, we'd have ruled the world.

Why I love them: They. Have. Balls.

Amen to girl power!!

Here's the lyrics to Spit:-

"COWARD!!

Spit! I think I'll spit.

For all those girls, who speak contradiction,

The guy who crept through the shadows everyday

To clutch his own conclusion,

Watch all the blood, as it drips from your veins

You coward Godspeed, may your death come quickly.

I think i'll take this hate and,

SPIT, SPIT, SPIT!!

Now as it's passed onto the next one

I feel a bloodrush come right over me.

You know you will never be right in the eyes of the ones who know

You trusted the devil and she will betray you

Low.

Why do i get shit all the time from you men

You are swine.

You think dick is the answer

But its not!"

[PS: Needless to say, no offence intended. To either sex. xD]

rorschach.

..and company.
here are my favourite quotes from and associated with Watchmen, one of the best graphic novels ever written, second only to, in my opinion, Sandman. ;)
I'll have to put up Sandman quotes at some point of time. Only the entire graphic novel takes so bloody long to read that I've been putting off the whole task of gathering the quotes.
All the same, someday I'll read it for the umpteenth time and actually gather the quotes.
For now then, \Watchmen/.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose.

         -Rorschach.

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster.
And if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes also into you.
                                                                                  -Nietzsche

Ground floor comin’ up.
                                   -Liftman.

It rains on the just and the unjust alike. Except in California.
                                                          -Sally Jupiter.

Passers by made various deposits- candy wrappers, newspapers, a pair of keds, strangled by own laces, tongues lolling out horribly. The city is an animal, fierce and complicated. To understand it I read its droppings, its scents, the movement of its parasites…I sat watching the trash can and New York opened its heart to me.
                   -Rorschach.

None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me!
           -Walter Joseph Kovacs (aka Rorschach)

Outside in the distance a wild cat did growl, Two riders were approaching, The wind began to howl.
                       -Bob Dylan

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
Never compromise.
                          - Rorschach

it's that simple.
i ought to be pitied.
fullstop.
no amount of chin-highness seems to help it.
so. bow down and pity me.
amen.

petered out.

and then. two words: forget it.
...................................forget. it.
...................................forget it. and. learn.

take away this dream please. someone. anyone.

denial is good. in a way. was handling it just fine. don't upset that balance please.

take it away. take it all away. give me the body or nothing at all.

shadows melt away. take it away.

FUCKYOU. }:-]

die laughing. plus, 'i lived through hell.'

Disclaimer: if you're unfamiliar with Metal subgenres, this won't be all that funny to you. All the same, I really hope you die laughing. xD
Coz I did.
And secondly, this doesn't intend to offend any subgenre, as all of you are aware how very much I love metal. In all its forms.

Enjoy.

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers, and bones the princess.

POWER METAL:The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

DEATH METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL:The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

DOOM METAL:The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon, and thinks he could never beat him. He gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragons eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

GOTHIC METAL:The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows the flute and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for all eternity.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

GLAM METAL:The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

NU METAL:The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

so that's that. oh and the second bit. exams ended yesterday. 5th sem was a murderer of a sem. so relieved is the least i can say about myself right now.

:D

so the gang went to an amusement park to jubilate. apart from the regular bits, i showed a tiny tendency to turn into silver surfer.

look.

and these, with me, are THE retards. :bolts:
:)



you are what makes college life what it is. love you guys. :)

flies.

"...and when she wasn't living in the future she was living in the past. As for the present she got through that as quickly as she could, running away from things, running towards things, so that her voice was always a little breathless, her heart pounding at an escape or an expectation..."
.............................................Grahame Greene , Brighton Rock
Go read honestytesttag on otherblog.
Sem exams are less than three days away, and I hate to admit it but I think I'm..uh..screwed.

Oh and about Mumbai, since everyone's writing about it, all I have to say is I DO NOT condemn the government or the administration. And I respect them for all their effort, and with this retrogressive withdrawal into a prehistorian barbarism, all we can do is hope, trust and respect as much as we can, and as long as we can.
I for one, shall keep believing in my country, come what may.